Maths puns are sideways 8.

Comparing love to mathematical functions will probably get you <3 girlfriends.

And he looks damn proud of it too

And his lover, Lois Lane-bow Trout. Oooh that was bad.

Another ghosty posty....

Life + work + puppies = one very busy me. Luckily this ghost post thing actually worked, so I get to actually treat you chaps anyway! Hooraaaay. 

UPDATE: Ghost post didn't work :( Sorry for being late!

I'm going to leave this one for you guys to guess. If no one gets it... Then maybe I'll explain it *sigh*

In-Depth Song Analysis of... Rihanna? Again?

I'M SORRY! She's just such an easy target, bless her cotton socks. Here for your reading pleasure is my fairly anal analysis of Rihanna's Only Girl in the World.

And the winner is...

"Something medical related" by Rachel. Yay!

Plus, it costs less - factoring out the cost of bandages, burn cream and the taxi fare to A&E afterwards.

Because the Royal Wedding isn't complete without me commenting on it

You may hate me for this, but I am, on occasion, one of those girls who gets all mushy over weddings, pretty dresses and romance. However, the sceptic and comic in me can’t help but see a couple of flaws in this otherwise perfect union. Right, I’m going to go back to cuddling a pillow with William’s face stapled on it and singing ‘Someone Like You’ tearfully into said pillow-prince’s squishy body. Enjoy.
Click 'Read More' to find out the things the Daily Mail won't tell you...

Rejected Halloween Costume No. 47

Bloody text created by yours truly...

Gothic Architecture

I share your (window) pane.

Fresh from the oven!

All my life I've been lied to...

Cinderella

Put on your (glass) dancin' shoes.

Snow White (again...)

Is it so hard to believe that a talking mirror maybe doesn't know everything? 

"Sleeping" Beauty

The original tale was far too kind.

The Little Mermaid

This thing can go two ways.

This week's theme is Fairytales!

Croutons, Croutons.

This one goes out to our crunchy friends who died in the liquid broth catastrophe of '07.

Statue of Liberty loves rap.

Who brings a book to a concert, loser

Also HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY. You should all send me presents because I'm so great, yeah?

Earth: The reject of the planets

Plus he smells bad. I know he says it's 'O-Zone', but we're not that stupid.

Goldschblog

For those cold winter nights in the palace.

Well howdy

I heard he can do 18 strawpedoes in one night. HAHAHAA

GOOD NEWWWS! I have 2 planned Theme Weeks ahead. So far we've had the Film Week and Christmas Week which seemed to go down pretty well, so once I get my mouse back I should be able to get on with finishing those. YAY!

Quality Street for the Colourblind

100% Factual. Why else do you think they have to make them different shapes...

You can tell it's Jesus cus he has a halo.

...Served with a glass of water. I mean, WINE!