...by someone who doesn't know any better

About Kate

Kate is an 21-year-old female who likes to draw.


Kate knows karate.


Kate can hold her breath underwater for an hour and 8 seconds.


Kate invented the paperclip.


Kate once counted to 15 million in under 40 minutes.


Kate owns several private jets. They are mostly invisible to the naked eye.


Kate creates new species in her spare time.


Kate owns half of Atlantis.


Kate won the Nobel Prize in 1994 for her work on renewable fuels made using the fumes from dirty socks.


Kate is a personal friend of Elvis Presley and is the only one with information as to his whereabouts.


Kate is able to function without sleep for up to 5 years.


Kate eats whole lemons covered in Tabasco for breakfast.


Kate runs a unicorn farm in Area 51.


Kate was educated at Hogwarts.


Kate was the first person to swim on Jupiter.


Kate is the only person to have ever high-fived the Queen.


Kate has climbed Mount Everest a total of 50 times (as of 2009).


Kate has climbed Mount Everest 49 times on rollerblades.


Kate enjoys holidaying in the 4th dimension.


Kate was briefly married to the man from the Old Spice adverts.


Kate's favourite number is √-1.


Kate won a spelling competition by spelling 'wardrube'.


Kate won University Challenge, representing herself.


Kate has a PhD in bird language.


Kate has starred in over 30 operas, all self-written.


Kate invented table-tennis.


Kate once built a spherical cube. She keeps it next to her Impossible Triangle and Penrose Staircase.


Kate can eat watermelons whole.