Most of you will have already seen this, but everyone loves a lil' bit o' festive badger...

No annotations on this one; it speaks for itself.
Badgers. What can't they do?

Happy One-Day-After-Easter, Everyone

Gee, Jesus, you're looking a little podgy... Are you sure that was your last supper?

You can tell it's Jesus cus he has a halo.

...Served with a glass of water. I mean, WINE! 

And now, for a well-deserved holiday

Just realised it looks a little bit like Michael Jackson holding a red pile of poo... 

Is that even going to keep for that long?

Bit of a mood killer, really.

And Lo, these weird guys I never met before turned up with terrible gifts for my baby...

You'd think 'Wise Men/Kings' might cotton on to the fact that babies probably could do with something practical, like a cage.

The Alternative Nativity

Go to see any modern school nativity for proof. I played 2nd Llama.

How Not To Do Comedy

There's been a bit of a hiatus (one day, that is) in posts, as I've just moved. So here is your newest post, fresh from Exeter. Enjoy!

What Would Giraffe Do?

In the name of the father, the son and the holy giraffe... Amen.

Let's start a liquid-based religion!

"and verily, he did say unto them: one lump or two?"