And the winner is...

"Something medical related" by Rachel. Yay!

Plus, it costs less - factoring out the cost of bandages, burn cream and the taxi fare to A&E afterwards.

OMG SPECIAL NEWS!!!1!!

Don't make him a sad panda koala again. He smashed all his mugs and OD'd on caffeine last time.

Today is a special day, children. Today is the day I offer you a ONE-TIME ONLY (until I decide to do it again) OPPORTUNITY!

You, my faithful readers, can pick the theme of next week's drawing!

(oh my god! how exciting! I want to do that!)

All you have to do is comment your idea, and I might plagiarise it next Monday and take all the credit! WOOOO!

...Well, actually, you will get (partial) credit. And just think, when I'm all famous for doodling (IT COULD HAPPEN) your name will surface, and then you, too, will get everlasting fame!

So what are you waiting for? Get with the idea-making! The weirder the better, right?

...Oh what have I done