Sometimes, my puns are classy.

Culture, n.:

The combined knowledge of both surrealist plays and popular science fiction film series.

PUNIONS

I'm sorry, I can't beat that title. I'm done.

IGNORE THE DISTURBING FUZZY UNDERCARRIAGE

Double the pleasure, double the pun.

He seeks the TOOTH!
No, that's terrible.
He's SWAMPED with clues?
Ugh, no.

he's a crocodile that wears a hat and smokes a pipe and solves crimes there you go

Oh no! It's the fuzz(y panda)!

Because... that's... it's what they're called... and pandas... they eat bamboo... ha.

I would love to drive a car with fuzzy panda legs.

I slove you? I sloth-ve you? Slothuve? Whatever.

Yeahhh I went through a sloth-drawing phase. It ended when I realised I couldn't draw sloths.

Sloth sloths you,

It's funny because puns.

GUYS GUYS I KNOW SPORTS I MADE A SPORTS JOKE

HAHAHAHAHA

Beeeeees?!

Arrested Development, one of the best TV shows ever created (FACT) is being brought back for a fourth season THIS MONTH. In my excitement, I drew a lot of Arrested Development things. This is one of them.

If you haven't seen Arrested Development, do it. Now.

A bizarre combination of the 'BEES?!' joke and the 'Banana Stand' joke. I apologise if you haven't seen Arrested Development and you don't get it. Actually, I apologise if you have seen Arrested Development and you still don't get it.

Dolphinana RETURNS

DOLPHINANA, FRUIT OF THE SEAS

Swimming in the Banarctic Oceanana 

Puns and photo filters!

Requested a while ago by a good friend of mine, here is a Tie Bride. PUNS!

More requests!

"An eagle who is dissatisfied with his desk job."
And of course, there had to be a pun.

I didn't say it was a good pun.

Do you hear the Porygons sing?

Pokémis. It's a new thing. I invented it. Yeah.

Veg Week, Part VII

And finally...

Splinter Cell Broccoli

All of these were done by request, so if anyone wants anything drawn, feel free to ask me or comment on here. I'll probably do it, because I have nothing better to do :)

AND BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH

Veg Week, Part VI

And then I moved on to video games (by request)

Don't get spud. Get even.
Ezio, from Assassin's Creed ,as a potato

Veg Week, Part V

And of course, it's not a run-through of historical figures without...
Hitlercarrot!

Veg Week, Part IV

Ignore the huge rack, I was feeling generous.
Queen Vicky as a lettuce!

Veg Week, Part III

"Neep" being the Scottish for turnip. Obscure puns are the best.
Stalin as a turnip!

Veg Week, Part II

Happy New Year everyone! My New Year's Resolution is to continue with Veg Week.. And I'm already doing it. YES.

A request from a friend:
Asparagandhi.

Veg Week, Part I

Vegetables. As long as they've been around, we've had an obsession with them. Whether it's carving faces into pumpkins at Halloween, or playing the traditional Christmas game of "hide the carrot in grandad", we do love to play with our food. With that in mind, I've recently found a somewhat niche talent for depicting well-known figures through veg. I know, I'm so employable.

This week, I fancy treating you all to my efforts, for which I definitely deserve a celery...

It all started with a doodle from year 12 history lessons that I decided to turn into a proper drawing:
Robespierre, French Revolutionary, as a potato.

What happens when nerds with bad hearing have a roast dinner: We're having Leg-o-las!

THE. HOBBIT. IS. OUT. THIS. WEEK.

I'll be watching the whole of Lord of the Rings in an epic marathon this week, and to prove how excited I am/was/will be... I wrote this post in May. This post, like me, has been waiting excitedly for this week and NOW IT IS HERE. So, for your chortles, enjoy some LOTR drawing love.

Even Leg-O-Lamb is excited!

The Second Amendment by Kate age 20 3/4

After 2 weeks of lovely stormy, wet holiday, I'm back!

I don't usually get involved in politics, but I do believe we all have the right to bear arms.