PUNIONS

I'm sorry, I can't beat that title. I'm done.

IGNORE THE DISTURBING FUZZY UNDERCARRIAGE

Hugs + cake = eternal loneliness?

It's another request. I took it in a fairly depressing direction...

Move on Up 7!

The last instalment in this fine series, here are two of the Move On Up pictures for your lovely eyes:

My personal favourite... But don't let that sway you

Extra detail: red shoes. NO EXPENSE SPARED

Maths puns are sideways 8.

Comparing love to mathematical functions will probably get you <3 girlfriends.

Because the Royal Wedding isn't complete without me commenting on it

You may hate me for this, but I am, on occasion, one of those girls who gets all mushy over weddings, pretty dresses and romance. However, the sceptic and comic in me can’t help but see a couple of flaws in this otherwise perfect union. Right, I’m going to go back to cuddling a pillow with William’s face stapled on it and singing ‘Someone Like You’ tearfully into said pillow-prince’s squishy body. Enjoy.
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USE PROTECTION

Be sensible, kids.

Love is a mystery...

You think this is weird, you should see their children.