...by someone who doesn't know any better

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26 August, 2013

Sometimes, my puns are classy.



Culture, n.:

The combined knowledge of both surrealist plays and popular science fiction film series.

19 August, 2013

PUNIONS

I'm sorry, I can't beat that title. I'm done.

IGNORE THE DISTURBING FUZZY UNDERCARRIAGE


05 August, 2013

Sluuug? Sluuug.

I am not even slightly kidding when I say that, if I were able to choose a superpower, it would be the ability to move like a slug.

I mean, I wouldn't be able to save people or whatever, but who said superpowers come with responsibility? (Shut up, Uncle Ben, you're dead)

Mostly I'd want this because it would mean I could move around with zero effort because I am super lazy.

Saying 'sluuug' while slugging is a necessary part. 


10 June, 2013

Reading Time with Pickle

Based on the Regina Spektor song, 'Reading Time with Pickle'.
Don't expect it to make much more sense having heard the lyrics, though.
Listen to the song for context!

Ain't she ADORABLE.


03 June, 2013

I had a dream...

...that I designed a sexy wetsuit and made loads of money off it. The minute I woke up, I felt like I'd had the best idea ever, then slowly realised the pointlessness of such a thing.



29 April, 2013

The weirdest request I have received. So far.

"A humanoid rhinoceros in a smoking jacket playing gin rummy with a pterodactyl with the face of Steven Spielberg."



25 February, 2013

Super-HOT-girl, AMIRITE

Fancied having a go at drawing a super-pin-up-girl:
It ain't perfect, but it was fun :)

04 February, 2013

Adventure Time! C'mon, grab your friends!

If you haven't seen Adventure Time, GO SEE IT NOW PEEPS

Lumpy Space Princess. OH MY GLOB.

Finn!

07 January, 2013

Veg Week, Part VII

And finally...
Splinter Cell Broccoli
All of these were done by request, so if anyone wants anything drawn, feel free to ask me or comment on here. I'll probably do it, because I have nothing better to do :)
AND BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH

06 January, 2013

Veg Week, Part VI

And then I moved on to video games (by request)
Don't get spud. Get even.
Ezio, from Assassin's Creed ,as a potato


04 January, 2013

Veg Week, Part V

And of course, it's not a run-through of historical figures without...
Hitlercarrot!

03 January, 2013

Veg Week, Part IV

Ignore the huge rack, I was feeling generous.
Queen Vicky as a lettuce!

02 January, 2013

Veg Week, Part III

"Neep" being the Scottish for turnip. Obscure puns are the best.
Stalin as a turnip!

01 January, 2013

Veg Week, Part II

Happy New Year everyone! My New Year's Resolution is to continue with Veg Week.. And I'm already doing it. YES.
A request from a friend:
Asparagandhi.

31 December, 2012

Veg Week, Part I

Vegetables. As long as they've been around, we've had an obsession with them. Whether it's carving faces into pumpkins at Halloween, or playing the traditional Christmas game of "hide the carrot in grandad", we do love to play with our food. With that in mind, I've recently found a somewhat niche talent for depicting well-known figures through veg. I know, I'm so employable.

This week, I fancy treating you all to my efforts, for which I definitely deserve a celery...

It all started with a doodle from year 12 history lessons that I decided to turn into a proper drawing:
Robespierre, French Revolutionary, as a potato.

27 August, 2012

The Second Amendment by Kate age 20 3/4

After 2 weeks of lovely stormy, wet holiday, I'm back!
I don't usually get involved in politics, but I do believe we all have the right to bear arms.

05 July, 2012

I haven't seen either film. YEAAAAH POP CULTURE REFERENCES



EDIT: Turns out the first one isn't even the film I thought it was (nice one). However, I am sticking by the second one, as no one has corrected me, so I'm expecting to see hand-holding in the Avengers.

02 July, 2012

Best of Draw Something Week!

Draw Something has sort of died at the moment, but that's not to say it wasn't fun while it lasted. Obviously I got in on the action, but bear in mind that these are drawn with fingers and take pity...