PUNIONS

I'm sorry, I can't beat that title. I'm done.

IGNORE THE DISTURBING FUZZY UNDERCARRIAGE

Oh no! It's the fuzz(y panda)!

Because... that's... it's what they're called... and pandas... they eat bamboo... ha.

I would love to drive a car with fuzzy panda legs.

It's funny because puns.

GUYS GUYS I KNOW SPORTS I MADE A SPORTS JOKE

HAHAHAHAHA

Peachface

Have I mentioned how weird the requests I get are?

Yeah.

This one is my friend, as a peach.

Hugs + cake = eternal loneliness?

It's another request. I took it in a fairly depressing direction...

Beeeeees?!

Arrested Development, one of the best TV shows ever created (FACT) is being brought back for a fourth season THIS MONTH. In my excitement, I drew a lot of Arrested Development things. This is one of them.

If you haven't seen Arrested Development, do it. Now.

A bizarre combination of the 'BEES?!' joke and the 'Banana Stand' joke. I apologise if you haven't seen Arrested Development and you don't get it. Actually, I apologise if you have seen Arrested Development and you still don't get it.

Dolphinana RETURNS

DOLPHINANA, FRUIT OF THE SEAS

Swimming in the Banarctic Oceanana 

Puns and photo filters!

Requested a while ago by a good friend of mine, here is a Tie Bride. PUNS!

What a Titanic Jerk.

Challenge: Draw a misogynistic iceberg.
...Why not.

Unfortunately, the deleted scenes of Titanic didn't include a giant, anthropomorphised talking iceberg. That probably would have changed the tone of the film.

Veg Week, Part VII

And finally...

Splinter Cell Broccoli

All of these were done by request, so if anyone wants anything drawn, feel free to ask me or comment on here. I'll probably do it, because I have nothing better to do :)

AND BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH

Veg Week, Part VI

And then I moved on to video games (by request)

Don't get spud. Get even.
Ezio, from Assassin's Creed ,as a potato

Veg Week, Part V

And of course, it's not a run-through of historical figures without...
Hitlercarrot!

Veg Week, Part IV

Ignore the huge rack, I was feeling generous.
Queen Vicky as a lettuce!

Veg Week, Part III

"Neep" being the Scottish for turnip. Obscure puns are the best.
Stalin as a turnip!

Veg Week, Part II

Happy New Year everyone! My New Year's Resolution is to continue with Veg Week.. And I'm already doing it. YES.

A request from a friend:
Asparagandhi.

Veg Week, Part I

Vegetables. As long as they've been around, we've had an obsession with them. Whether it's carving faces into pumpkins at Halloween, or playing the traditional Christmas game of "hide the carrot in grandad", we do love to play with our food. With that in mind, I've recently found a somewhat niche talent for depicting well-known figures through veg. I know, I'm so employable.

This week, I fancy treating you all to my efforts, for which I definitely deserve a celery...

It all started with a doodle from year 12 history lessons that I decided to turn into a proper drawing:
Robespierre, French Revolutionary, as a potato.

What happens when nerds with bad hearing have a roast dinner: We're having Leg-o-las!

THE. HOBBIT. IS. OUT. THIS. WEEK.

I'll be watching the whole of Lord of the Rings in an epic marathon this week, and to prove how excited I am/was/will be... I wrote this post in May. This post, like me, has been waiting excitedly for this week and NOW IT IS HERE. So, for your chortles, enjoy some LOTR drawing love.

Even Leg-O-Lamb is excited!

There's not mushroom for changing my mind

Originally drawn to be part of a series of 'foods that suck and need to die', I bring you: Floor Food. The kind of food where people will eat it happily while paying no attention to the fact that it has probably been peed on at some point in its life. Don't get me wrong, salad is great, but salad dressing exists for the sole reason of disguising the taste of sweaty caterpillar feet, right?

I hate floor food.

Smokin' Hot Hairstylin'

No one holds a candle to it, really. HAH

Dolphinana, the fruit of the seas

He's hiding in your lunchboxes, he's snatching your tuna sandwiches up.