And now, for a well-deserved holiday

Just realised it looks a little bit like Michael Jackson holding a red pile of poo... 

Is that even going to keep for that long?

Bit of a mood killer, really.

And Lo, these weird guys I never met before turned up with terrible gifts for my baby...

You'd think 'Wise Men/Kings' might cotton on to the fact that babies probably could do with something practical, like a cage.

It's never fun to be the healthy option

Even the reindeer didn't want him...

The Second Best Thing about Christmas Dinner.

OH MY GOD A TALKING PIG MONSTROSITY

The Alternative Nativity

Go to see any modern school nativity for proof. I played 2nd Llama.

Christmas is a time of giving, receiving and most importantly, stripping.

I thought 'rip our skin off' might be too violent. And not entirely correct.

WELCOME TO CHRISTMAS WEEK!

Between now and next Friday (Christmas Eve, that is) I shall be doing one Christmas-themed picture a day! Ambitious? Of course! Awesome? Definitely!

Could be worse, though - at least I'm not sprouts