There's not mushroom for changing my mind

Originally drawn to be part of a series of 'foods that suck and need to die', I bring you: Floor Food. The kind of food where people will eat it happily while paying no attention to the fact that it has probably been peed on at some point in its life. Don't get me wrong, salad is great, but salad dressing exists for the sole reason of disguising the taste of sweaty caterpillar feet, right?

I hate floor food.