Something a little bit different from the usual sett

This post will need a little bit of explaining, as it has a bit of a backstory...

So, every Thursday, me and my like-minded (i.e. fairly odd) friends go to our local pub to enter the pub quiz. As a tradition of both our friendship group and also of everyone at our school, it always promises to be a fun fun time, since we tend to get bladdered and piss ourselves laughing at the team names/terrible answers/entertaining stories about slutty girls on the back of toilet doors.

Now, this isn't just any pub quiz. This is The Phantom Pub Quiz, where there are TWO, yes, TWO chances to win. A team can either win 1st, 2nd or 3rd prize from the quiz itself, or they can win 1st, 2nd or 3rd prize in...
THE BADGER ROUND.

The Badger Round is a badger-themed drawing round. Don't ask. Every week, a badger theme is given (you'll see what I mean in a minute) and the team are given the entirety of the quiz (about an hour or so) in which to draw something amusing using that theme. Now, every week, my friends assume that I must be the best at drawing since I done a blog and all, and I'm not going to correct them, because it means I don't have to pretend to know anything during the sports round. Win-win situation, really.

We've won 4 times in a row. 'Nuff said. So, for your pleasure, I will now entertain you with 4 weeks of winning badger drawings, plus explanations for the more confused of you. So, everyone, really.

There will be a prize for the best badger-related pun in the comments.