Little-used emoticons

...for those one-off emotions that you just can't describe.

:D this is my I AM SO EXCITED face...

FACIAL FEATURES

: > - help, I have grown a beak

: = - I am a walrus

: ^ - help, I have grown a sideways beak

:: ) - nuclear accident

: ~ - a parasitic worm has attached itself to my face

,:( - I shaved off an eyebrow and I'm not too happy about it

":) - I shaved off an eyebrow, and it regrew on top of my other one. I'm quite pleased about it

:} - my moustache grew upside down

: B - I have massive front teeth

: ¬ ) - I have a very long nose

:; ) - I have multiple personalities and one of them is feeling sexy

:<) - this is my Rhino Face

Q:) - this is my raccoon hat

:.) - I have a mole on my face

THINGS YOU CAN DO

: i - I can spit really far
: q - watch me lick my nose
@:) - I have lots of hair gel and too much free time
: 8 - I will never shut up
:{ - I am carrying a coat hanger between my teeth

EMOTIONS
:'( - I am sad because I cry sideways
:*( - I am sad because I cry sparkly tears and my friends think I'm strange
|:( - I am sad because I have a monobrow wider than my face
#( - I am sad because I can't see through this fence
[:( - I am sad because I am a retro telephone
]:( - I am sad because I am a bull, and people like to kill me
: [ - I am sad because I am a vampire, and no one likes me
: ] - I am happy, because at least I'm not a sparkly vampire
, ( - I am sad, because when you only have one eye, winking and blinking are the same
..( - I am sad, because Picasso drew me like this