Sluuug? Sluuug.

I am not even slightly kidding when I say that, if I were able to choose a superpower, it would be the ability to move like a slug.

I mean, I wouldn't be able to save people or whatever, but who said superpowers come with responsibility? (Shut up, Uncle Ben, you're dead)

Mostly I'd want this because it would mean I could move around with zero effort because I am super lazy.

Saying 'sluuug' while slugging is a necessary part.